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Dating in Your Early 20s Vs Your Late 20s

Posted by | September 18, 2014 | Dating | No Comments

Your twenties go by fast. They go by so fast, in fact, that you may not notice the changes that occur in your dating behaviours as you prepare to become a poor, poor old man. (Because let’s face it, we all know it’s over once you hit 30. Woe is us.) Balderdash, you say? Perhaps you should take a look at this list and see what resonates. Don’t get upset now. You were a dumb kid in your early 20s, anyway.

Dating in Early 20s Dating in Late 20s
Has sex all the time. Fights to balance his energy between sex and the gym.
Believes that an incredibly loud atmosphere will help him get to know someone better. Has to constantly ask date to repeat himself over the noise.
Six beers. One beer.
“Cuddling” means “sex.” “Cuddling” means “cuddling.”
Free for frivolity pretty much always. Has to forever crosscheck work schedule before committing to a date.
Thinks he’s poor. Goes for concerts, movies, and indoor rock climbing anyway. Really is poor. Opts for Netflix and cooking dinner.
Hardcore vegetarian/vegan/gluten-free/paleo/organic. Gave up.
Freely tosses around the word “queer” with dates. Realizes that some people may not be comfortable with certain terms.
Date primarily features talks about current trends and events. Date primarily features reminiscing over the 90s.
Lots of giggling and goofy noises to fill the void. Long, awkward silences.
Happy to eat all the bar food ever. Nope. Stomach doesn’t like anything fried after 8pm.
Assumes the guy checking him out across the room is into him. Assumes the guy checking him out across the room is somebody he already fucked and just can’t recall.
Wants to put together a fuck flowchart. Really, really doesn’t.
Feels there are still plenty of fish in the sea. Has rounded all the way back to the exes of exes.
Buys new sex toys. Buys new sex toys…to replace the old ones.
Bar and dinner dates last until 3am. Bar and dinner dates last until 10pm. At best.
Doesn’t understand the concept of straight people paling around gay bars. Still doesn’t understand the concept of straight people paling around gay bars.
Has overnight guests fend for themselves. Always has new toothbrushes in the bathroom and eggs in the fridge.
Doesn’t feel the need to get checked for STIs. Does.

Do you think dating in your early 20s is vastly different than dating in your late 20s? Sound off in a comment below!


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